I made the mistake of seeing this series while I was at work. I'm glad there were no customers around at the time, because I couldn't stop laughing. >.>;;
Your mama wears combat boots and and your father was a hamster.
(actually, not only is there nothing wrong with wearing combat boots, but I am very fond of your mother, can't imagine her ever wearing combat boots, and hope that if she reads this she doesn't think worse of me for saying such a ridiculous thing. If she reads this, I am waving "hi!" Also although I only met your father twice - and the second time only very briefly - he did not strike me as a hamster in the least, and I know he is actually a respected academic and that they don't generally allow small furry mammals to teach mathematics in a university setting. If he reads this, I hope he doesn't think worse for me for such a ridiculous comment. Hopefully both of your esteemed parents will understand that I only said ridiculous things in order to see more of these things you have said you will only show if I am not nice to you, and because I am unpracticed at being deliberately mean to people I only know that insulting parentage is supposed to be one way of being mean to people. I apologize for any offense to any of your family caught in the crossfire of my being stupid.)
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>.>;;(I wanna see more too.)
(actually, not only is there nothing wrong with wearing combat boots, but I am very fond of your mother, can't imagine her ever wearing combat boots, and hope that if she reads this she doesn't think worse of me for saying such a ridiculous thing. If she reads this, I am waving "hi!" Also although I only met your father twice - and the second time only very briefly - he did not strike me as a hamster in the least, and I know he is actually a respected academic and that they don't generally allow small furry mammals to teach mathematics in a university setting. If he reads this, I hope he doesn't think worse for me for such a ridiculous comment. Hopefully both of your esteemed parents will understand that I only said ridiculous things in order to see more of these things you have said you will only show if I am not nice to you, and because I am unpracticed at being deliberately mean to people I only know that insulting parentage is supposed to be one way of being mean to people. I apologize for any offense to any of your family caught in the crossfire of my being stupid.)
If I remember, I've got some links somewhere to Porkshanks' PSAs and such. They're pretty damn funny as well.